i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
