Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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