It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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