absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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