Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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