you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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