Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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