Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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