I think im going to throw up on grandma
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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