How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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