That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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