i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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