I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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