What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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