You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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