I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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