More tranny stories later!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
