Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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