id be glad to
Just cropdusted the office
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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