How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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