I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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