There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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