He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think your dad took our porno
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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