D3 body, D1 cock
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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