Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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