she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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