No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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