why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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