He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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