shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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