what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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