I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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