That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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