Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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