After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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