love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
did i walk over a car last night?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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