Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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