We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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