The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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