he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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