..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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