I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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