Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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