benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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