Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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