well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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