Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I am mentally ready for anal.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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