i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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