Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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