i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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