I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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