My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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