I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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