Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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