at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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