Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
nutella sex= disaster
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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